#Marx brothers inc Patch
Hamlet: Yeah, but you're shaped like a pear.Ĭaptain: The King of Norway would not permit young Fortinbras to attack Denmark, so we are attacking Poland instead.Ĭaptain: Young Fortinbras hopes to gain a little patch of ground, that has no worth for farming or any other value, save as an excuse for the shedding of blood. Gertrude: What couple? (She can't see the ghost.) There's only one of me. Ophelia: It's been many days since I've seen your honor. Second Player: Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man. Second Player: Said the Pie Man to Simple Simon. Third Player: We are! We get fined in every town we play in! Hamlet: Your manager here said you were the finest players in the land! Guildenstern: He doesn't look very new to me. Guildenstern: I thought you said the king was dead. You don't be a lender, I don't be a borrower. Polonius: But if I lend you the money, then I'll be a lender and you'll still be a borrower. Horatio: Now your son, he's a lender, and what are we gonna do? Hey, I got a great idea! You loan me ten gold kroner, and then I'll pay Laertes back, and then he won't be a lender anymore. Hamlet: Of course not! No other dame had a chance. Gertrude: Hamlet, I loved your dear departed father. Laertes: Yes, sire, your leave and favor to return to France.Ĭlaudius. He thinks we should go to war with Thirteen-bras.Ĭlaudius: Now, good Laertes, did you have something you wished to ask of me? A mute, wild-eyed imp.įrancisco: Ask the ghost if we should go to war with young Fortinbras. And thanks to everyone involved with this production for providing the best entertainment I've had this summer!ĭaughter to Polonius. Partridge for their support in my effort to get this page up. Thanks to Richard Nathan, Henry William Oelkers, Fred Velez, and Tamara S. If you'd like to see a copy of Richard Nathan's wonderful script, visit the Shakespeare Parodies site. (I'm sorry I didn't get any photos of the sword fight.) I attended the August 20th matinee and took several photos, which are shown below. In August of 2000, The Play's The Thing Theatre Company and The West 104th Street Community Garden presented Richard Nathan's Shakespeare parody, A Night In Elsinore, with great success here in New York City.
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